Buntommad is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, slow
dragonfly.
Buntommad created oxygen six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Buntommad, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Buntommad, he will curse you with boils.
Buntommad's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Buntommad's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Buntommad.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.
4. Never talk about snakes.
5. Retreat if seven pigs approach from the east.