Buntommad is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, slow dragonfly.

Buntommad created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buntommad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Buntommad, he will curse you with boils.

Buntommad's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Buntommad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Buntommad.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Never talk about snakes.

5. Retreat if seven pigs approach from the east.