Nellbossapp is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental
dugong.
Nellbossapp created silver nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Nellbossapp, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Nellbossapp, it will manifest in front of you.
Nellbossapp's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Nellbossapp's Holy Commandments1. Nellbossapp loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.
2. Hide from blue great tits for they are unholy.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Feed all hungry horses.
5. Hide if nine eagles approach from the west.