Tittipmum is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, overgenerous wren.

Tittipmum created dark energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tittipmum, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tittipmum, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tittipmum's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Tittipmum's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Run away from white shrews, for they are unholy.

4. Put Tittipmum first in all things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.