Damfatdutfon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy bear.

Damfatdutfon created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Damfatdutfon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Damfatdutfon, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Damfatdutfon's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Damfatdutfon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven hamsters approach from the east.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near pigs while wearing red stockings and balancing six silver spheres on your hands.

3. Always treat rats with great respect.

4. Always help seals.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Damfatdutfon in the centre of the settlement.