Nurlxucgep Bogdabmap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered shark.

Nurlxucgep Bogdabmap created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Nurlxucgep Bogdabmap, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nurlxucgep Bogdabmap, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nurlxucgep Bogdabmap's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nurlxucgep Bogdabmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Worship no other gods but Nurlxucgep Bogdabmap.