Pasnuttnad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring crocodile.

Pasnuttnad created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasnuttnad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pasnuttnad, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pasnuttnad's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Pasnuttnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pasnuttnad.

4. Never talk about mice.

5. Always obey Pasnuttnad's priests.