Hashenraw is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, effective dragonfly.

Hashenraw created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hashenraw, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hashenraw, she will refuse to believe in you.

Hashenraw's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Hashenraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Never talk about gravity near mites while wearing yellow boots and balancing eight gold spheres on your arms.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Erect five titanium sculptures of Hashenraw on top of important buildings.
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