Sakrilfen is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, clever raccoon.

Sakrilfen created a top quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakrilfen, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sakrilfen, he will laugh at you.

Sakrilfen's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Sakrilfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Sakrilfen in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not take Sakrilfen's name in vain.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never hurt voles.