Appbundun is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, humane wyvern.

Appbundun created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appbundun, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Appbundun, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Appbundun's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Appbundun's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Retreat if five dolphins approach from the north.

5. Always wear white.