Zenbumceb Kipladfadsanddib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring zebra.

Zenbumceb Kipladfadsanddib created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenbumceb Kipladfadsanddib, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zenbumceb Kipladfadsanddib, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Zenbumceb Kipladfadsanddib's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Zenbumceb Kipladfadsanddib's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are not to be trusted.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not commit murder.