Megwanwan is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, stupid mole.

Megwanwan created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Megwanwan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Megwanwan, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Megwanwan's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Megwanwan's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Retreat if seven seals approach from the east.

5. Do not stand on grass.