Zanlibhap is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, ruthless yak.

Zanlibhap created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zanlibhap, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zanlibhap, she will turn you into a dog.

Zanlibhap's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Zanlibhap's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are not to be trusted.

2. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.