Babdogstan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous lobster.

Babdogstan created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babdogstan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Babdogstan, it will manifest in front of you.

Babdogstan's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Babdogstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near bats while wearing red corsets and balancing five tin spheres on your feet.

2. Never hurt snakes.

3. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Respect your elders.