Gednutfat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unselfish tapir.

Gednutfat created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gednutfat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gednutfat, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Gednutfat's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gednutfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never talk about tortoises.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never hurt pigs.

5. Never eat green fruit.