Faddobtonfon Gofbidvidkab is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, effective octopus.

Faddobtonfon Gofbidvidkab created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Faddobtonfon Gofbidvidkab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Faddobtonfon Gofbidvidkab, he will turn you into a worm.

Faddobtonfon Gofbidvidkab's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Faddobtonfon Gofbidvidkab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Faddobtonfon Gofbidvidkab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.