Midwipdib is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing goat.

Midwipdib created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midwipdib, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Midwipdib, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Midwipdib's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Midwipdib's Holy Commandments

1. Midwipdib must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Erect six copper sculptures of Midwipdib on top of important buildings.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.