Fenmiswit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic hippopotamus.

Fenmiswit created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Fenmiswit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fenmiswit, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fenmiswit's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Fenmiswit's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry otters.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Fenmiswit must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not take Fenmiswit's name in vain.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.