Cibbessmum is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, sapient grasshopper.

Cibbessmum created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibbessmum, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cibbessmum, it will come to you in dreams.

Cibbessmum's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Cibbessmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Always look after injured porpoises.

3. Never talk about ducks.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Never feed bread to great tits while wearing kilts.