Farnnarlbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, smart dragonfly.

Farnnarlbaf created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnnarlbaf, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Farnnarlbaf, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Farnnarlbaf's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Farnnarlbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farnnarlbaf.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.