Stighakgep is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish owl.

Stighakgep created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stighakgep, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stighakgep, she will turn you into a duck.

Stighakgep's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Stighakgep's Holy Commandments

1. Stighakgep loves moths, so they must be respected.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never feed bread to voles while wearing indigo shoes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not covet oxen.