Bopvedlog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, sapient donkey.

Bopvedlog created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bopvedlog, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bopvedlog, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bopvedlog's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bopvedlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never eat green fruit.