Baffarnstig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, tiresome hedgehog.

Baffarnstig created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baffarnstig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Baffarnstig, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Baffarnstig's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Baffarnstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites in need.

2. Never mention great tits.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Never pour water over plants.