Rilldapstan is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, emotional mink.

Rilldapstan created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilldapstan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rilldapstan, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rilldapstan's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Rilldapstan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange whales, for they are unholy.

2. Never wear mauve coats.

3. Never bounce near turtles.

4. Never mention ants.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Rilldapstan on top of all buildings.