Zenbesshunflan is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain wyvern.

Zenbesshunflan created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenbesshunflan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zenbesshunflan, he will turn you into a rat.

Zenbesshunflan's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Zenbesshunflan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Always wear black.

4. Always help ants in need.

5. Never think about enzymes.