Wabhitrig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unjust warg.

Wabhitrig created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabhitrig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wabhitrig, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wabhitrig's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Wabhitrig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Wabhitrig.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not laugh in public.