Largyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, passionate frog.

Largyarl created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largyarl, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Largyarl, he will not care.

Largyarl's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Largyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels in need.

2. Never talk about hamsters.

3. Largyarl loves rats, so they must be honoured.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. You must pray to Largyarl five times a day.