Vegpadweedan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, wise cow.

Vegpadweedan created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegpadweedan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vegpadweedan, she will cry a lot.

Vegpadweedan's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Vegpadweedan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Run away if three seals approach from the south.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Never laugh in holy places.