Citwee is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unsympathetic capybara.

Citwee created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citwee, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Citwee, it will not care at all.

Citwee's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Citwee's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Never laugh in the presence of goats.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.