Fetbafarf is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, temperamental cobra.

Fetbafarf created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetbafarf, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fetbafarf, it will make you grow a tail.

Fetbafarf's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Fetbafarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.