Gedcatvog is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, resourceful frog.

Gedcatvog created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedcatvog, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gedcatvog, it will make you grow a tail.

Gedcatvog's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gedcatvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Put Gedcatvog first in all things.

3. Erect eight iron sculptures of Gedcatvog on top of important buildings.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Do not take Gedcatvog's name in vain.