Sombestdub is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, happy penguin.

Sombestdub created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sombestdub, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sombestdub, it will turn you into a mole.

Sombestdub's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Sombestdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention nematodes.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Always look after injured goats.

5. Put Sombestdub first in all things.