Genbapqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, uncaring naga.

Genbapqueeg created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genbapqueeg, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Genbapqueeg, he will boil you in a big pot.

Genbapqueeg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Genbapqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Run away if nine cats approach from the south.

3. You must pray to Genbapqueeg six times a day.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Never think about special relativity near mites while wearing brown jumpers and balancing seven silver spheres on your head.