Fubnadcad is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, omniscient wasp.

Fubnadcad created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubnadcad, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubnadcad, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fubnadcad's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fubnadcad's Holy Commandments

1. Fubnadcad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Fubnadcad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Erect eight gold sculptures of Fubnadcad on top of important buildings.

5. Always look after injured mice.