Pagbafstip is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, charitable hyena.

Pagbafstip created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagbafstip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pagbafstip, she will turn you into a duck.

Pagbafstip's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Pagbafstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always pray immersed in water.