Nibgenbig Arnpadbass is a god.

She takes the form of a small, narcissistic fish.

Nibgenbig Arnpadbass created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibgenbig Arnpadbass, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nibgenbig Arnpadbass, she will torture you forever.

Nibgenbig Arnpadbass' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Nibgenbig Arnpadbass' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet shrews, for they are unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Nibgenbig Arnpadbass.

3. Never wear mauve skirts.

4. Run away if four otters approach from the north.

5. Do not hurt great tits.