Didwatget is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient bee.

Didwatget created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Didwatget, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Didwatget, he will send you a sign.

Didwatget's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Didwatget's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near sharks while wearing turquoise ear rings and balancing eight silicon spheres on your legs.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Didwatget in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.