Gebkaphom is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, strong swallow.

Gebkaphom created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebkaphom, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gebkaphom, he will come to you in dreams.

Gebkaphom's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Gebkaphom's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Gebkaphom loves foxes, so they must be respected.

4. Never feed lentils to cats while wearing stockings.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.