Higrak is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, idiotic pigeon.

Higrak created humankind four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higrak, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Higrak, he will come to you in dreams.

Higrak's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Higrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never feed figs to dolphins while wearing turquoise trousers.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.