Kimyartvonk Febfodbag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, intelligent dryad.

Kimyartvonk Febfodbag created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimyartvonk Febfodbag, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kimyartvonk Febfodbag, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Kimyartvonk Febfodbag's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Kimyartvonk Febfodbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. You must pray to Kimyartvonk Febfodbag seven times a day.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not chant in public.