Bafarptar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, awesome dragon.

Bafarptar created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafarptar, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bafarptar, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bafarptar's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bafarptar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue coats.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never paint your hands cyan.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Respect your elders.