Sugkomwit is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, amazing yak.

Sugkomwit created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sugkomwit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sugkomwit, she will destroy your favourite star.

Sugkomwit's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Sugkomwit's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sugkomwit.

2. Never bounce in the presence of foxes.

3. Hide from violet tapirs for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never go into pink rooms.