Targlooptip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent troll.

Targlooptip created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targlooptip, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Targlooptip, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Targlooptip's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Targlooptip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.