Fotlapmiflarpfag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered hamster.

Fotlapmiflarpfag created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotlapmiflarpfag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fotlapmiflarpfag, it will refuse to believe in you.

Fotlapmiflarpfag's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fotlapmiflarpfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fotlapmiflarpfag.

3. Never feed lots of parsnips to badgers while wearing orange boots.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. You must never eat onions.