Libstanpasjarn Cennabrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unfair dragonfly.

Libstanpasjarn Cennabrutt created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Libstanpasjarn Cennabrutt, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Libstanpasjarn Cennabrutt, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Libstanpasjarn Cennabrutt's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Libstanpasjarn Cennabrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.