Wipstraggan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent hamster.

Wipstraggan created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wipstraggan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wipstraggan, she will make you grow a tail.

Wipstraggan's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Wipstraggan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Sheep are not to be trusted.

4. Wipstraggan loves voles, so they must be honoured.

5. Always help monkeys.