Nadfumpib is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, compassionate human.

Nadfumpib created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadfumpib, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nadfumpib, she will be mildly annoyed.

Nadfumpib's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Nadfumpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near pigs while wearing mauve dresses and balancing eight carbon spheres on your arms.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Retreat if nine gulls approach from the north.

4. Run away if six goats approach from the south.

5. Always help sheep in need.