Cusshinlarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, all-powerful jellyfish.

Cusshinlarn created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusshinlarn, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cusshinlarn, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Cusshinlarn's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Cusshinlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Always obey Cusshinlarn's priests.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.