Beggovfod Bamdosslit is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring bear.

Beggovfod Bamdosslit created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Beggovfod Bamdosslit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Beggovfod Bamdosslit, he will manifest in front of you.

Beggovfod Bamdosslit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Beggovfod Bamdosslit's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Hide from indigo monkeys for they are unholy.

4. Always help sick dolphins.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.