Vonmabbop is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, kind badger.

Vonmabbop created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonmabbop, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vonmabbop, he will think nothing of it.

Vonmabbop's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Vonmabbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Vonmabbop in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Vonmabbop.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.