Rutcudjantipbensaglarpril is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-powerful weasel.

Rutcudjantipbensaglarpril created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Rutcudjantipbensaglarpril, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rutcudjantipbensaglarpril, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rutcudjantipbensaglarpril's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Rutcudjantipbensaglarpril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never hurt ducks.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not shave your legs.